Sorry no pictures - just another something brilliant out of the mouth of Blaze.
So we have had issues with our yapping dog lately since the shock collar has been out of batteries. We have tried every shock collar they make and the only one that has seemed to work is the remote control kind. Well - it's tough to remember to latch it to your pants and wear it all day long so training isn't going too smoothly. We have tried timeouts where we lock her in the laundry room, we have thrown her outside, we even spank her - she just feels that barking at anything that breaths - including us - is most important.
It was the other night that I had had enough. The boys are sitting at the bar and I give them two options: either we take Tink's voice box out or we put her up for adoption.
Blaze misunderstands the "take the voice box out" for kill her and this is what he says....
"Kill her or give her away?, I say kill her". It was the funniest moment. Canon bursts into tears, Darren and I burst out laughing. He was just so nonchalant about it, not thinking his comment was off at all. This kid is just too funny. I could probably write something each day that he says that is just so cute and so funny. If only I could record these moments.
2 comments:
I say you do record them - if even on a more private blog for yourself. Half the stuff he says would be great material for his wife to hear one day. What a crack up!
Darren,
Your oldest looks just like you, kind of stumbled across your page, we moved from herriman a few years back and moved to Las Vegas. My email should be listed below. Give me a shout back.
Tyler Johnson
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